once upon a time there was this guy his name was dan he was such a monkey man people thought he was so sick that's when they called him in quick people had a bet to go out on a date and ever since then it's been an awful fate he was the guy i placed a bet on the kind of guy you'd wanna puke on it felt so close to hold him close he was the guy I placed a bet on

so show me you act like you don't know me so tell me.... and show me

I WILL NEVER MENTION WHO I WORK FOR ON THIS WEBSITE. I HAVE A HISTORY OF MY EMPLOYERS BEING EMBARRASSED TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE CERTAIN COMPANIES THAT I HAVE WORKED FOR IN THE PAST THOSE BASTARDS WHO FIRED ME I'LL SHOW THEM I'LL GET THE LAST LAUGH AND NO THAT'S NOT A THREAT SO FEDS DON'T COME AND GET ME. KIDDDDDDDING I SWEAR!

next in a long line of tragedies