You know what? Refried beans are awesome. They are just the perfect food. If you do not make them with lard, they are vegetarian. You can eat them plain. You can put chili powder and cheese into them to make a taste treat sensation. You can put them in a tortilla and make a burrito out of them. The possibilities are endless!!! And they are very very low fat and so full of awesome fiber that your insides get cleaned out!
Potatoes are also awesome. I like them baked, I like them hashbrowned, I like them smushed into mash, I like them carved into penises. I like to slice them up and brush them with a little olive oil and assloads of herbs and some onions and put them in a foil pouch to toss on the grill. They can do so many amazing things! It is very tempting to smother them in garbage that is unhealthy, but I will not advocate that. You can do it if you like. But I keep them light and they fill me with many tons of starch and carbohydrates to give me ENERGY!@#!@!!!
Cheese is the ultimate in awesome. I don't eat much of it anymore, but it remains my favorite splurge food. As mentioned, it can be used in conjunction with potatoes with many awesome results. It can come in forms like cottage cheese, which I like to eat by smashing it with my spoon to drain all the whey up to the top and eat that first, then eat the curds at the end. It can be made like STRING cheese which is the most fun cheese of all. Or you can just get bags of curds! And there is cream cheese which is ohsogood on a bagel. And there is bleu cheese which is all rotted and even I won't eat, but we won't hold that against it. There is feta, which is the best cheese in the world. There is mushy brie which tastes like ass but is a lot of fun to play with. And there is edam and gouda which I have never had. There is swiss which I do not like at all unless it is smoked. There is limburger which stinks and my grandpa used to like it. There is cheddar, and everything is better with cheddar. Mozzarella is cool and stringy. Parmesan is one of my very favorites. Colbyjack is pretty cheese, but I like colby and monterey jack separate better. There is that cheese that kinda tastes like turkey that isn't good on pizza. And there is velveeta which is actually cheese food. And there is the cheese in the little plastic containers that come with those red sticks that you use to spread them on crackers. And there is cheese whiz, which just plain disturbs me. There is nacho cheese, which is what people in the ghetto yell when someone tries to steal their government cheese.
NACHO CHEESE! NACHO CHEESE!
hahahhaahah I love that joke