I was born on May 18th in 1977. This means I am old and stuff. This means I am also very very mature. Do not forget that.

It also means I am a Taurus. That means I am stubborn and bitchy. But supposedly it also means I am loyal. Okay.

My real name is Summer, if you did not already know that. On the INTERNET I go by Gloomchen. I used to go by Phairgirl but after six years I discovered it was a dumb name because I almost never listen to Liz Phair now. But I like Blümchen and I like Gloom.

I am married to a nice boy named John. He is four years younger than I am. We live together in an apartment in Minneapolis. We have not and have no plans to breed. I like Pokemon.

I have a long-haired black cat named Anneke. She was born in June of 2003. She is cute.

I have a sister named Jamie and a brother named Travis. I am the oldest. I have a mom named June. Ha haha! My mom's name is June and mine is Summer. We are such funny people.

And now...